"Once upon a time, there was a dragon named Seath who was a bit of an ugly duckling. His brothers all made fun of him, so he betrayed them, and was rewarded by Gwyn. Seath had a thing for Gwyn's daughter, Gwynevere, and one day he stuck his crystal halberd into her Gaping Dragon. Nine months later, a child was born: Priscilla.
Once Priscilla had grown to adulthood, many of the gods realized that she was incredibly cute. She had a tail so fluffy that no mortal could resist petting it. The gods recognized that she would bring many, many, MANY 1/4 dragon babies into the world, and locked her away. The Painted World is essentially a giant chastity belt -- but some adventurers could not resist Priscilla's allure, and journeyed into the Painted World, looking for their waifu. These waifu fags were dealt with harshly, and their corpses were left as a warning for adventurers: go back. GO BACK. But alas, adventurers could not go back, because the exit was actually behind Priscilla. Kind of pointless really; why use them as warnings inside a place you can't even leave.
Anyway, finally the Chosen Undead fulfills his mission. Every trial has led him here, and now he can claim his prize: he can now caress the tail of Priscilla. Many people believe that the true ending comes when you defeat Gwyn, but this is the real ending."